treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins
but if you loved me, why did you leave me?
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
An angel, honestly.
THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS
Could literally throw up at the level of my stupid fucking incompetence.
How are there sneak peeks and stills for episodes BUT I CANT GET A FUCKING PROMO PHOTO????
7x02 ‘Montreal’ Episode Still
Fucked up so hard.
20lb weight limit for dogs in my building. Kid on my floor deathly afraid of dogs. Man on board who just hates dogs.
Did not know this when I volunteered to watch my managers 60lb bulldog for 2 weeks.
Did not know this until about 15 minutes ago.
Do not know what to do.
Have emailed the board president and am going to call the building manager tomorrow.
I am such a complete asshole who was just so excited about the possibility of watching a dog that she did not read rules.
And now I feel horrible and barfy and am basically ruining my managers wedding/honeymoon.
I have no idea what to do.
Got stuck umping. Never ceases to amaze me what kind of competitive assholes men can be.
"Why have I never seen you in glasses before?"
"Because I don’t like wearing them," she mutters, pushing at the thick frames, adjusting them at her ears and stopping them from slipping down her nose as she lowers her gaze to scan the file in front of her.
Castle hums, his eyes failing to leave her face and she allows her hair to fall forward and provide a curtain between them.
"What happened to your contacts?"
"The order was delayed," she grumbles, knowing it’s her own fault for failing to call her optometrist sooner. She’s only ever encountered this problem one other time, and she had been lucky enough to be off duty when she had to don the backup eyewear.
Wearing them to the precinct has proven to be one of the gravest mistakes she’s ever made. She knows it’s all good natured teasing, just like when Ryan wears a tie that’s just a little too colorful and Esposito tried to grow his hair out, but she’s lost count of how many times she’s been called ‘nerd’, ‘geek’, and ‘four eyes’ today.
She’s having horrible flashbacks to middle school.
"I think you look hot."
Her eyebrows arch above the frames of the glasses as she glances to him, watching his eyes hungrily roam her face, darkening just enough to have her pressing her thighs together.
"Oh?" she smirks.
Castle eagerly leans forward, nodding his head and placing his elbows on her desk. “Like a really sexy librarian or ooh - a journalist, like Louis Lane from Superman.”
She bites her lip, has to turn her head to make sure the coast is clear as she tilts towards him, leaving only a breath of space between them.
"Maybe I’ll leave them on tonight."