A glimpse inside of Tina Fey’s purse
Tina Fey opens up and shares what she carries around in her EveryDay life.
Jim Dingilian, painting with smoke and q-tips.
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
I laugh every single time.
Samuel L. Jackson, Cobie Smulders, and Mark Ruffalo crash Jeremy Renner’s interview (x)
oh god the ikea is opening less than an hour from here in the fall god help us
IT’S 300 PAGES AND THEY HAVE DUVET COVER SETS FOR LESS THAN $50. I WANT TO MARRY IT.
Also I got an Ikea catalog I’m not responsible for my actions.
Also business drunk is FAB
My cable bill comes addressed to “Mr. Kaitlin Clemente”
“We fled Germany on November 9th, 1938. It was called the Crystal Night, because there were demonstrations against Jews all over Germany, and many windows were being broken. We were living on the outskirts of Hanover. When my father came home from work that night, he told us that the synagogue was on fire, and that firemen were standing in a ring around it to prevent the flames from spreading to other buildings. He said: ‘We’re getting out of here.’”
forgot this morning’s walk through is at a place that burns garbage. probably going to throw up the 6 cups of coffee i’ve put to my face already this morning.
530am is terrible - why do people wake up then?
Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍