More dogs with their babies.
"You’re gonna do great today"
"Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)
It takes a special person to wake up at 10 and then be in bed at 930.
"I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine."
is a bird pooping on your not universally known as being good luck?
lol wait true story?!
yup, lol they just texted me /separately/ because technology is ruining my parents. but yup!
So how would i go about contacting the bird that pooped on your father so that it can poop on me too? I'll play the lotto and hopefully win because these textbooks are expensive as fuck.
yo right. they’re gonna recarpet the living room. that is the most retired thing i’ve ever heard. hello give me money.